Two stepping, anti-skinny dipping, and porn spoofs paint the night — Marilyn and I walk into the nightclub, 21 and on top of the world knowing the guys will be all over us, not knowing it’s because we’re so damn young. We like our newly discovered allure; we don’t realize we’re figuring this out at an older age than most girls…

But I am on Cloud F-ng 9! — Perimenopause is for pussies. And, I mean that in the best way. So, here I am in the OBGYN’s office, wondering if I’m merely perimenopausal or facing cervical cancer. Perimenopause is For Pussies — Fierce, Juicy, Sensuous, Sexy Pussies Choosing an empowered transition into menopausemedium.com My hormones have been acting up since 2019 when I was 41 years old. Recently, I found myself back at my…

Just two souls swimming in a fish baggy — He looked in the fridge, remembering the romantic dinner he’d promised Anna he would make. On the huge avocado couch, which he’d placed in the middle of the humongous kitchen, he noticed Anna’s plastic see-through purse. An idea came to him. Anna was an artist, and he thought she would…

How to seamlessly twirl from a gyno faux pas to burlesque — I grin at the country roadside haybale caterpillar and thank the bald eagles flying overhead as I drive towards Bartlesville, an hour outside of Tulsa, to see my Gyno about night sweats and what feels like month-long spotting. A few months ago, my favorite-ever gyno, Dr. N., who recently returned…

But I’m afraid I’ve done something really, really bad — My bedroom is like a shoebox. There’s room for my twin bed, and one toy shelf. My favorite toy on the shelf is the pink plastic E.T. that’s the size of my thumb. I’m sure that’s what God looks like. But all of the other kids at Sunday School say…

An evening suspending in time, circa 2004 — Milano’s greasy pizza joint poetry reading competing against arcade game machine guns and scores of bleeping victory The man brings a mic big black mic with its big black box in order to jack off our creativity to the audience L orders an entire cheese pizza doesn’t manage to pawn off…

On using a poetry-and-prose hybrid style to tackle issues and traumas that may otherwise be inaccessible — Lindsay Soberano-Wilson is a feisty, brazen, badass Jewish-Canadian bisexual woman who writes across the gamut. Lindsay tackles feminism and sexuality with confidence and flair — and, she doesn’t always hold the “popular” opinion on such issues. She writes Poetry, Memoir, Creative Non-Fiction, Articles and Essays.

Ushering in a new era of Pride — No spoilers. I told my 11-year-old daughter that my 51-year-old gay friend had been hounding me and my newly outed 30-something lesbian friend to watch the new Netflix series Heartstopper, but I kept blowing him off ’cause teen romance. Friday night, after yet another text message, I decided to give…