Hey Hogan, I'm glad you like the piece well enough and hope it helps some new readers find you and throw some love at your fantastic personal essays.
While I get your point about Disney jail, Madonna's a bitch, and First Fired being humor, I purposely included them because they're instances of you writing humor into a personal essay--not a satire piece or a humor piece with you completely/mostly removed. Maybe that makes sense. Maybe not.
Good thing it's my opinion, eh?
Welcome for the plug. Feel free to plug me anytime. Fuck, I said I was gonna stop flirting. Oops.