I Bet You Can’t Translate This Emoji Story Into English
I double-dog dare you to try
🛠️ the 🗺️ 😁 1️⃣ 🎩 🤡 at a ⏱️
The 🤡 💩 on a 🐦️. No, the 🐦️ did ❌️ 💩 on the 🤡. The 💩 was 🎩🤡 💩. The 🐦️ turned into a 🐲 ➕ ✈️ to 🇲🇽. The 🤡 got 🔙 in 👤👨🏻⬅️ 🚘️ ➕ 🔍️ more 🐦️ to 💩 on.
A 👧🏻 ➕ 👦🏻 🔍️ the🎩 🐦️. The 🐦️ 💩 on the 👧🏻 ➕ 👦🏻. The 👧🏻 ➕ 👦🏻 turned into a 🧙🏻 ➕ 🧙🏻.
The 🧙🏻 ➕ 🧙🏻 🙏🏻 🛠️ the 🗺️ 😁. They 🔍️ for the 🤡 with the 💩. They 🔍️ him in 🇲🇽 🚰 a 🍺. 🍻. They became friends ➕ ✈️ to 🇮🇹 after the 🐦️ turned the 👧🏻 ➕ 👦🏻 who were now a 🧙🏻 ➕ 🧙🏻 into 🧚🏻♀️ 🐦️. The 2️⃣ 🧚🏻♀️ 🐦️ ➕ 🎩💩 🐦️ 🍽️ 🍧 in 🇮🇹 ➕ 💩 on all the 🆒 👥 they could 🔎.
The 🗺️ is 😁 because of the 🤡, the 🐦️, the 👦🏻 ➕ the 👧🏻 ➕ all this 🆒 🎩.
Your turn. How will ➡️👤 🛠️ the 🗺️ 😁?
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Oh, you want a translation?! Luckily, I am fluent in Emoji, which is a real language, I believe…I once worked at a place where the hiring team reviewed a resume and under “Languages Spoken” was “Emoji”. They did not call the application. Maybe they were concerned the applicant was too cool? 🤔
Here’s the Emoji to English translation:
Making The World Happier One Magic Clown at a Time
The clown pooped on a bird. No, the bird did not poop on the clown. The poop was magic clown poop. The bird turned into a dragon and flew to Mexico. The clown got back in his car and found more birds to poop on.
A girl and boy found the magic bird. The bird pooped on the girl and boy. The girl and boy turned into a witch and wizard.
The witch and wizard wanted to make the world happier. They searched for the clown with the pooping magic. They found him in Mexico drinking a beer. drinks. They became friends and flew to Italy after the bird turned the girl and boy who were now a witch and wizard into fairy birds. The two fairy birds and the magic pooping bird ate gelato in Italy and pooped on all the cool people they could find.
The world is happier because of the clown, the bird, the boy and the girl and all this cool magic.
Your turn. How will you make the world happier?
Are you fluent in Emoji?
If not, you’re in luck. There are Emoji translators! I used one to tell this story (🤫)
For more nonsense by me, check this out:
Thank you, Eric Pierce for inspiring me to go down the Emoji 🐇🕳!
